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Subject: Inquiry of Dissatisfied M&M buyer

To Whom it May Concern,

Today, October 15th, 2005, I purchased a 124 gram bag of Almond M&Ms from Complex 2 cafeteria at York University. I enjoy your candy product immensely and purchase the same bag frequently for $2.49, which i cinsider top dollar. I specifically choose the Almond style M&Ms to replace much needed protein lost by becoming a vegetarian. Today the bag seemed fine, even as I ate many of them, but then a moment of intense dissatisfaction shrouded my M&M eating expierience in anger and confusion. After about 10-15 of the candies in the bag, I went for another, chewed, but there was no almond to be found. I wasnt sure at first, so I took extra careful care to make sure the almond was in fact missing, and I am 100% sure it is. Now you see, because I get no protein from meat, this almond can be loosely considered a life and death situation for myself. Luckily this time, my roommate had a couple peanuts that I could eat, but those were no where near as satisfying, as I am quite fond of my almonds. The fact does remain that I paid for an almond I did not recieve, and I will politely refuse to buy M&M candies or any Mars products until I either:

a) recieve an almond free of charge
b) am satisfyied by other means

You may send the almond to:

Filip Thurston
Calumet Residence 3-3E
York University
4700 Keele St
Toronto, ON M3J 1P3
CANADA

Thank you very much for your time.

Sincerly,
Filip Thurston

FRIENDS ONLY.

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